BREAKING: RAPPER NEPO SIGNS RECORD DEAL WITH BOOM RECORDS

WHO’S YA DADDY? RAPPER NEPO BAGS MEGA-BUCKS RECORD DEAL!

NEPO BABY’S BIG BANG! Viral auto-tune sensation lands MILLIONS with Boom Records… but music bosses admit daddy’s money did all the talking!

EXCLUSIVE By GOSSIP DESK

VIRAL rap sensation Nepo has landed a whopping multi-million-pound record deal — thanks to his famous mogul dad!

The wannabe superstar, whose agonizing viral track “Who’s Ya Daddy” has been blasting out of phones nationwide, has signed on the dotted line with mega-label Boom Records.

Music chiefs released a glowing statement hailing the star’s “organic talent” and “unstoppable cultural wave.”

But music industry insiders have revealed the truth behind the deal is FAR less glamorous.

DINNER DIPLOMACY

Sources say the mega-money contract was hammered out during a booze-fueled, two-hour feast at London’s lavish Chiltern Firehouse.

And it was Nepo’s high-flying music executive father who paid the staggering £4,000 bill before handing over the pen.

One shocked A&R source revealed:

“The kid can’t keep a beat to save his life and literally asked if the studio headphones connected via Bluetooth to his iPad.

“The only reason he got signed is because his dad offered Boom the exclusive rights to his own legendary music catalogue. Nepo got a four-album deal and a diamond-encrusted chain just for turning up!”

BY THE NUMBERS

• 12 — Takes it took Nepo to record a five-second video holding a pen for Instagram.
• £50,000 — Spent on auto-tune software just to make his vocals sound human.
• ZERO — Record execs who have listened to his track without rolling their eyes.

Nepo’s debut album is expected to drop early next year — as soon as an army of hired ghostwriters finishes rewriting every single word!